You read a few weeks ago that I have almost 100K in student loans. How in the world am I going to pay them off, and will I ever? Listen, I am not a financial planner (go to myfedloan.org and see if you can figure any of that complicated website out), but I have learned a lot through years of experience, and daily conversations with my emoji-bf/in-house finance bro.

Read on, and you will see how I have enrolled in a combination of income-based repayment plans and public service loan forgiveness plans throughout the years. Also, see how I’m making good use of all of those spam credit card offers I get in the mail every day.

This is the last installment in the series, but I will probably write an additional post addressing questions and stories I’ve heard throughout the series. I promise not to use any names! If you have any other questions or anecdotes, please leave them as comments, and/or write me directly. I love hearing your stories and questions!

Part 3 – Paying Back My Student Loans

Soundtrack: Sallie Mae Back by Dee-1 (alternate: She Works Hard for the Money by Donna Summer)

“I got 2 jobs really got on my grind, No time to whine I can’t ride my pine, In the game right now my time to shine, Started paying them loans back one at a time, got them down down down down down down down till I payed them all off. Peace sign.”

Here’s my story:

When I began working in 2013, I had to start paying off my seven different loans. Six direct subsidized and unsubsidized loans from FedLoan Servicing (one from each semester of law school), and a private loan from when I was studying for the Bar, because I was not technically a student (you graduate months before you take the Bar, making you ineligible for “student” loans from FedLoans).

Let’s start with my federal loans, weighing in at approximately 94 grand:

When I finished law school, I was automatically enrolled in a regular 10-year, monthly payment plan, and I was paying $1,200/month. Even at the law firm, that was a serious drain. I could barely pay my rent.

When I realized I was going to quit my job, and possibly never work in law again, I switched to a pay-as-you-earn, income-driven repayment plan, where my monthly payment was reduced to an amount intended to be affordable based on my salary. There are four different kinds of these. Honestly, I was overwhelmed and couldn’t choose, so I called FedLoans and asked their advice. Not a bad idea.

Income-driven plans are where you pay a percentage of your income to student loans, and some of them are designed so you never pay more than 10% of your income, before taxes. A bargain! After 20 years of on-time payments (240 payments), the balance is forgiven by the government. This is helpful since depending on the amount of your loans, sometimes your income-based payments barely cover the interest alone, so the principal continues to grow (DEPRESSING). I told you a few weeks ago about how in 4 years of payments I have not touched the principal. WOMPWOMP.

I knew I needed to build up some savings in case I was going to get less money at my next job, and then I realized I definitely needed to save because I was dangerously close to quitting with no job prospects at all because I was so miserable. By switching to the income-driven payment plan, I was able to cut my payments in half. When I switched plans, I started paying $600/month to the government, and $200 to my private loans. Still seems like a lot? It was. But it was an improvement.

But wait, there’s more. I actually did get a job, and better, it was with a non-profit organization. When I began working for a non-profit, I knew I should apply to the public service loan forgiveness (PSLF) plan I had sort of heard about, but I didn’t. This program forgives the remaining balance on your Direct Loans after you have made 120 qualifying monthly payments while working full-time for a qualifying employer. That is HALF of the payments than I would make otherwise. Thankfully, when I finally did apply, 8 months into my new job, they applied my previous 8 months of on-time payments as qualifying toward my 120 months of qualifying payments. If you work for a qualifying employer and you are currently on an income-based repayment plan, DO THIS NOW.

PSLF has very specific rules and you need to reapply each year to certify that your employer still qualifies. There are some sticky rules; I know a teacher in a public school who teaches special ed, but still does not qualify because her school receives a certain amount of federal funding and the school needs to be low-income. Seems unfair, she doesn’t receive the funding herself, the school does!!

Anyway, the PSLF plan applies to me (at least for now) because I work for a 501(C)(3) organization. However, there is a huge problem that has made front page New York Times news lately, about people detrimentally relying (look at my legal jargon) on this program, but then when they go to cash in on it, they were told it didn’t apply. The program began in 2007, so the 10-year forgiveness is just now up for those who began the program at its inception.

I have been on an income-driven, PSLF plan for 3 years now. At the current time, I pay $450 to the government and $200 still to my private loans per month. You, too, can pay less money in loans by making a much lower salary! Meanwhile, my principal continues to go up, and I’m basically screwed forever unless by some miracle, the PSLF program continues to exist. Then, I will be home free in 7 years, living the dream before I turn 37!

For now, I will just pray that Democrats get their sh*t together and don’t let the PSLF program get trashed by our Commander in Chief.

Now let’s look at my private loans, weighing in at about 6.5 grand:

This is where things get interesting, at least for finance people. For some of you, you’re already fast asleep.

I have more options available to me with my private loans, solely because there are less of them. I started with $12,000, and I have paid off more than 40% (pats self on back). My private loans have always been on the same payment plan; a standard 8-year repayment. On this plan, they would be paid off in January 2021.

This is embarrassing to admit, but my bf asked me my interest rate on my private loans (we talk about money a LOT), and I said I didn’t know. He couldn’t believe I didn’t know, but I said, “what does it matter? I pay what I can, they charge me as much as they f*cking want, and that’s the way the cookie crumbles.” Clearly, I have some major emotional baggage tied to these payments and I don’t love to talk about them (check out the first post in this series on the emotions attached to having loans).

Anyway, I honestly did not even know where to find my interest rate, but I started by logging into the website for my private loans. I hadn’t signed into the site in over a year. It’s on auto-pay, so why should I? More emotional baggage there; it’s easier to ignore and pretend it’s not there. In fact, it turns out I am not alone at all with this attitude, as more and more borrowers choose to remain ignorant of the details of their loans. According to a Citizens Bank survey and Forbes article:

• 45% of survey respondents didn’t know what percentage of their salary went to paying off their loans.
• 37% were unaware of the interest rate on their loans
• A very oblivious 15% were even unaware of how much they owe.

But knowing your interest rate is especially important, because then you can look to see what you are paying toward your principal, and you can also see if there are better alternatives available. When I finally found my interest rate for my private loan, it turned out to be 8.49%. That’s pretty high. I pay $191/month in private loans, and at the time I looked, $41 of that went toward interest. That was 21% of my payment that did not even bring down my principal. That is $600 a year for INTEREST. WTF? Luckily for me, I have very good credit. Ok, it isn’t luck, it’s more like, “thanks to my dad opening credit cards for me since I was 6 months old, I have very good credit.” I have mentioned this before. Thanks again daddy!!

Thanks to this great credit score of mine, I get credit card offers in the mail daily. I am not exaggerating, I get one in the mail every single day. In the past, I threw them directly in the trash. Emoji-bf told me to start saving them. One month went by, and I had 30+ offers. We went through them and found a card offering a 21-month, interest-free, 3% balance transfer, with $0 annual fee, the Citi Diamond Preferred. That means I could transfer money to the card up to the credit limit, pay a one-time, 3% fee, and then not pay interest for almost 2 years. Emoji-face suggested that I transfer my student loans to the credit card. I did not know this was a thing. In fact, I asked him if he was f*cking with me. But no, it is a thing, and a really good thing, at that. You can transfer money from anywhere, including student loans! More math coming up, beware.

At the same time as I transferred my balance to a credit card, I opened an American Express high-yield savings account with 1.15% returns. Basically, since I was paying $41/month in interest, if I didn’t have to pay that for 21 months, I would save $840. That is $840 I could put in my savings account and ultimately pay toward the principal instead of throwing it down the drain. Not to mention the difference between my minimum credit card payments versus the minimum payment I was making on my loans. If I make minimum payments of $100/month to the credit card (it will actually go down over time), and take the $91 difference ($41 went to interest, $50 to principal) from my loan payment and instead put it in my savings account, by the end of the 21 months, I would have almost $2000. Plus, it’s earning something in the savings account.

The thing to remember here is, if you haven’t paid off your loan by the end of the no-interest period, you may be screwed by the interest rates that kick in. If you do this, make sure you have enough to pay it off by the end of that period. In my case, I have $6,713 in private loans, so I will need to make sure I save the difference, $2,689 (6,700- (191 x 21)) by the end of 21 months. If I can do that, my private loans will be paid off by May of 2019, instead of January of 2021, just by taking advantage of a credit card offer I was going to throw in the trash.

That seems like a LOTTT of money to save, but if you divide it up over 21 months, it’s only $126/month. Less than 3 extra spin classes to teach per month. Or one spin class and one less drunk brunch. That is doable. However, it is NOT doable if I go on vacation to exotic places.

The best part of transferring my private loans to the credit card? All of the notifications that my loan had been paid off. I got an email from mint.com, I got an email from Wells Fargo, I got a letter in the mail from them, AND I got a check because I somehow OVERPAID them ($6.27… every bit counts!). Imagine the feeling when I actually pay them off instead of just transfering them to a credit card! I bet it will feel even better. 20 months to go.

Conclusion to this series, or VERY long story short: I sort of screwed myself by going to law school if I planned to be a world-traveler at a young age. But I am working on digging myself out. Working very hard, I might add. I’ve got my hustle, I’ve got my side hustles, I’m churning multiple credit cards, and I am learning to LOVE the taste of eggs ($1.99/dozen!). In the meantime, I will watch all of your beach vacations on Instagram from my incredibly overpriced, New York apartment.